The 12 Blogs of Christmas – Guest Post by Laurie Boris

18 Dec
The 12 Blogs of Christmas

The 12 Blogs of Christmas

Another day, another wonderful post – this one by the incredibly talented Laurie Boris! ( Laurie has a fantastic sense of humor – you’re gonna’ love this one!)

Laurie Boris

Laurie Boris

Hi, everyone! I’m Laurie Boris, and I’m so excited to be part of the 12 Blogs of Christmas with some terrific authors and organized by my friend, bestselling author Martin Crosbie.

 

I’m a freelance writer and editor living in New York’s lovely Hudson Valley. Also the award-winning author of five novels, including the Trager Family Secrets series, I’ve been writing fiction for over twenty-five years. In my spare time, I like to cook, read, and help other writers as a contributing author and editor for IndiesUnlimited.com.

 

Drawing Breath, my coming-of-age novel about art, love, chronic illness, and human dignity, will be on sale for 99 cents through December. You can check out the rest of my books on my Amazon author page.

 

To: S. Claus
From: Joey the Elf, Vice President and Public Relations Director, North Pole
Re: Christmas 2014 Status Update and Strategic Operation Plan: Confidential
Yo, Santa baby. I know it’s close to go-time and your mental bandwidth must be stretched as thin as the photoshopped spandex in Kim Kardashian’s butt selfie, so I’ll try to keep this brief.

 

First, I feel your pain about Rudolph’s resignation. I’m sure he’ll do the air traffic controllers proud, but promoting Dancer could be a no-go. Seems the headlamp we wanted to attach to his antlers violates some PETA regulation. We’re looking into that. And you didn’t hear this from me, but there’s a rumor that a few elves are planning a sickout. Guess they’re still a little steamed about losing their collective bargaining rights.

 

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2 Responses to “The 12 Blogs of Christmas – Guest Post by Laurie Boris”

  1. laurieboris December 19, 2014 at 11:00 pm #

    Thank you, Dianne! 😀

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    • Dianne Greenlay December 20, 2014 at 1:25 am #

      You are so very welcome Laurie! Thank you for your excellent post! And may you have a wonderful holiday season.

      Like

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